they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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