idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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