We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
God, I missed his penis.
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