I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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