Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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