he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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