Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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