I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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