I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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