She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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