you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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