He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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