I think I am morally bankrupt
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
