if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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