Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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