They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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