How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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