during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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