Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
