Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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