Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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