I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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