People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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