going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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