Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
