Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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