i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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