Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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