sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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