i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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