let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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