so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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