living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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