OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i dont even know how to be here
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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