everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Congratulations! We have a period
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
