I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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