ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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