How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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