Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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