Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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