Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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