I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
