I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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