his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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