is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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