so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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