so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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