their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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