I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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