Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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