Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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