So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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