I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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