You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
