Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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